The Mt. baldy snack bar

I watched Commando yesterday. Rewatched, actually. It’s a thing of beauty. Lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger Easter eggs, bad one liners, the 80s worship of big muscles and Dan Hedeya in a role that will touch you. The plot is implausible. The action is as funny as the dialogue. It also has David Patrick Kelly, and a vastly underappreciated Rae Dawn Chong.

Matrix’s relationship with his daughter is also set-up in super cheesy fashion. They fish and pet deer (these days, potentially exposing your children to chronic wasting disease ought to be a criminal offense), and get ice cream cones. Where? I thiefed the name of the place for this website to honor the totality of Commando.